On Thursday the 17th a plane from Perth, AU, a plane from Austin, TX and a plane from Spokane, WA will make their way to Vegas carrying three blondes (I’m the only natural) and more clothes than a drag queen could wear over the course of a busy month. That’s right folks, my twin and our triplet from another mother will be holding court in Vegas for four whole days. I’m ready to hold back some hair , preach the gospel and talk my way into VIP parties (people can never find me on the list because Melissa is such and exotic name.)
Once in Hermosa Beach, CA I was trying to get into a club without paying the ridiculous cover and the bouncer was not having it. (Pshaaaaw?!) I kept asking him if there was some kind of code word that would get me in. As if the Lord himself heard my plea’s, in the distance came a resounding, “**** YOU!!!!!” Is that it I asked?! It was not and a very large bald man with an earpiece gave me a look that sends chills down my spine to this day. Good times!
In my mind I will spend the hot Vegas days lounging poolside looking incredibly chic in Dior sunnies whilst sipping Veuve. In reality I’ll be in Target flip-flops nursing a ginger ale but that just doesn’t sound like something that would trend on Instagram.
An now for a look at my poolside picks…
Nordstrom Swimsuit Separates:
MINKPINK ‘Inca Paradise’ Bikini Bottoms on sale for $26.13
Becca ‘Color Code’ Triangle Bikini Top on sale for $24.12
Tommy Bahama Boyfriend Shirt Cover-Up for $68.00 (I didn’t even know Tommy Bahama did girl stuff and it’s not even hideous!)
You will notice for the first time I’m not “modelling” my purchases. How do I put this?? I would sooner die than post a photo of myself in a swimsuit. Yep, that is exactly how I feel!
See you Thursday…hopefully…